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Bat fight is a game of kings. Orderly and clean, with a set of established of rules, anyone could do. Generally good natured, you can have a good time, only on rare occasions does it get out of hand.
It is totally even, you can never tell who is going to win. Seventy five percent of it ends in a draw, you almost, almost never loses. A game of skill, tactness, street smarts. It is natural law
Don't be a pansy, come down and see. Bat fight is all around the world, coming to your town.
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Any blood or soul sucking woman whose very existence leads to unquantifiable suffering.
The she-bat may take many forms, commonly seen in the form of nagging wives/girlfriends, moms or professors.
Their natural prey exclusively consists of the male form of the human species although animal victims have been recorded as well.
An affected male typically shows signs of contempt towards the she-bat, but ultimately ends up killing himself.
There are no known cures although copious amounts of alcohol and/or stupefying agents do provide some relief. Death, most commonly by suicide, is inevitable.
Popular Media: Charlie, from 'Two and a Half Men' refers to his mother as being a 'crazy she-bat'.
X: Heard about the psychiatry test?
Y: Yeah. It doesn't really help that the entire department is full of vengeful beasts and that the lecturer is a crazy she-bat.
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When a third lesbian slams her clit into the thigh of another lesbian already engaged in scissoring forming the shape of a "T".
"Monica and Jessie were scissoring, but Toni had to go Clam Batting because her breath was stank, yo"
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A second phone used for talking to girls beside a wife, fiance or steady girlfriend.
I just bought a Tracphone aka "a Bat Phone" from Walmart so I won't get caught by my wife talking to this chick.
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extremely; very; to a degree beyond normal reckoning
bat-shit insane
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A small bat that was spotted blasting off with the space shuttle on 03/15/2009 and clinging to the back side of Discovery's external fuel tank apparently held on throughout the launch.
"03/15/2009 - Never forget Space Bat"
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When a man pulls the loose skin on his balls outwards to look like veiny wings of a bat and the penis scrunches inward to look like the head.
A woman can also do a version where she spreads the lips of her vagina to look like wings with the clitoris acting as the head.
If the penis is ejaculating at the time of ghost batting, it can act as a ghostly ecotplasm!
When Levi woke up, John screeched as he stood over him showing his ghost bat.
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