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When everything has gone wrong, or when you're in a shitty situation or place.
We have a test tomorrow? Shit battery!
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When someone shoves a battery up their own or someone else’s holes including but not limited to asshole, vagina, and sometimes urethra for sexual pleasure involving said battery acid and electrocution.
Why tf would you sexual battery yourself like that?
Because that battery acid feels so good up your ass.
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Another name for a mans penis.
"Hey Sarah, how did your date go last night?"
"OMG Jen, he can sure use his Love Battery!"
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A boy who is mentally disabled, enjoys bananas and cargo shorts, and is obsessed with the film Congo.
Batteries Donahue: One time i was dream about finding diamonds in the congo because of congo and i sat down wrong on my balls which turned out to be my Amy action figure which forced my body to evacuate all the poop i had stored up and then i went to my room and cried.
Carlos: Can't you see i'm Alabama logjamming your mom kid, beat it.
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The act of licking nipples that are overly erect.
She’s got those post-nursing nipples, so I’m gonna lick the batteries.
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where your device/computer is dying
hi i have 1% battery left k bye now
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instigating for fun; hyping someone up; energizing someone to do something; provoking someone to your amusement
I saw 2 girls arguing so I started throwing batteries at them like "Oh you gone let her talk to you like that?" "I wouldnt take that if i was you" "Oooo those is fighting words" to hype them up to fight
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