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To make prepackaged baked goods.
Use of this term is meant to replace the word "bake". It acknowledges the absence of baking skills so no one confuses literacy with talent.
Can be used with products of other names.
I Betty Crockered some muffins last night.
I'm going to Betty Crocker a cake tonight, want a piece?
Arguably one of the greatest running-backs ever. Jerome ran for 13,662 yards in his NFL career, spending most of his time with the coveted Pittsburgh Steelers (arguably the greatest NFL franchise ever). Jerome is also a highly regarded bowler and also loves to eat his BBQ potato chips. He led the PIttsburgh Steelers to victory during his final season in Super Bowl XL
Guja: Jerome Bettis sucks.
Weaver: You're a handjob Guja, Tom "I'm a Litte Teapot" Brady sucks way more.
When your ballsack is so large and droopy you can almost use it as like a bouncy ball when your bored during quarantine
Friend1: what’d you do over quarantine
Friend2: I was playing with my bouncing betty
I found a wrinkle and a gray hair this morning... I'm such a stale betty.
Popularized in the song of the same title by Meryn Cadell. A type of marriage or relationship between a man and a woman whereby one or both are gay/lesbian, but are together to mask their sexual orientation or keep up an approved appearance for family, friends or other social pressures.
At a Wedding:
girl: Wow, Billy and Sara make a great couple! They're so good together.
guy: Are you nuts?!? Billy's gay, dude! His dad would cut him out of the will if he found out. This is a straight up jonny and betty union.
A type of landmine that waits for about five seconds after being set off, then flies up in the air and explodes at crotch or head level. Source of the myth that you can just stay on a landmine and be safe, although in real life trying that would just make your leg explode.
If you trip a bouncing betty, the best plan is probably to duck.
a girl who is old fashion and always tries to act like the hero but asks a big strong man for help.
"bro oh my god my girl friend is so annoying"
"how?"
"shes just being a Betty booper"
"dang"