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A Missouri Tigers college football fan who wondered what the big deal was when their star quarterback was filmed live eating his own snot during a game.
The University of Missouri at Columbia, Booger Eaters
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Quoting Snoop
"who let these booger bears out their cage?"
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A soft-bodied marine animal, usually a mollusk such as a snail, clam, oyster or mussel. So called because in their live or raw state they resemble a glob of mucus in appearance and/or texture.
Carrie: Care for an oyster, sweetie? They're supposed to be an aphrodisiac.
Josh: I'll pass-- no sea boogers for me!
Wayne, in restaurant: What is the soup of the day?
Waitress: Today's soup is New England clam chowder.
Wayne: Oh, ick-- sea booger soup. I just lost my appetite.
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When your nose is stopped up so bad you pick it, and one big booger comes out and covers your whole finger tip.
Hey dude, you smell that breakfast cooking? No man, my nose is fucked up, hold on, I'll fix it......g-r-o-s-s....look at the size of that booger thimble.
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A derogatory term referring to that percentage of the male population that produce chunky semen.
Chunky semen has the consistency and texture of freshly picked boogers.
Booger Balls Jackson emptied his man-chamber into Amy's face. He just enjoys blowing his Hose Nose.
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Booger Transplant: The act of taking a booger from one nose and placing it in another. A booger can be transplanted between any two noses.
Kaleigh was upset when I put one of my boogers in her nose. I told her to relax, I was just giving her a booger transplant.
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the stuff on the sides of your eyes sometimes when you wake up.
she woke up and had eye boogers from sleeping so long
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