drunk bus

A part of normal weekend life at James Madison University (JMU)in Harrisonburg, VA. The Drunk Buses run from 10 PM-3 AM every Friday and Saturday night, taking young partiers to every major off-campus apartment complex in Harrisonburg. The drunk bus is usually filled to the brim with people....not so fun sober, but awesome and a good way to meet people when you're good and drunk. Things one may witness on the drunk bus include, but are not limited to:

1) Pole dancing.
2) Random making out.
3) Orgies.
4) Belligerence and fights.
5) Vomiting.
6) Buswide singing to "Livin' on a Prayer."

Why the Harrisonburg Department of Public Transit enables such inebriation, we don't know...but hey, we aren't complaining.

Bob: "Oh man, I wanna hit up the parties at Trashby, but some bitch stole my car!"

Drew: "No prob man, we'll just hop on the 10:30 drunk bus"

Bob: "Oh, holla"

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short bus

School vehicle meant for special education students. Many are equipped with wheelchair lifts. Most seats are equipped with restraining belts.

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Bus head

To perform oral sex on another person while on a bus.

Corbin Peters was caught getting bus head at the marching band competition.

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bus thing

Everything that is dirty or touched by many people. Derived from "bus pants". Usually used by mysophobes.

"My bus clothes need to be cleaned again."
"Don't put that bus bag on my bed! You pig!"
"Eww, your bus thing makes me sick."

bus therapy

Slang for when incarcerated men are transported to another prison.

I’m gonna systematically refuse a few direct orders and get me some bus therapy.

to bus-set

v. For someone the sudden act of cancelling his own presence at a particular event without a valid reason.
The verb spread in California, from Stanford University Campus.

(in the afternoon)
Guy1: Hey man, tonight we'll have a small party at my place. Are you coming?
Guy2 (the bus-setter): Of course man, I'm in!

(half an hour after the dinner start)
Guy2: Oh man, I am so sorry, but I have to bus-set you: there is another party I have promised to go in.

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Guy1: Vincent bus-set our date last night!
Guy2: Oh, what a creep!

bus hot

A person who would not normally be considered attractive but is much hotter than the average person who rides the bus/subway.

That girl had a big ass and crooked teeth but she was still bus hot.