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A person who declares himself 'communist' and posts a lot of anti-capitalist and anti-imperialist bullshit on internet but actually enjoys the products of capitalism on a daily basis. (iPhone, McDonalds...)
Do you know Mike? Yes, he is bragging all day about corporations controlling the world. Look at him! He is eating in McDonald's, drinking Coca Cola and posting communist memes on iPhone! He is a real iPhone communist!
Self proclaimed marxists who may or may not have read any books on communism or economics in general who espouse vaguely utopian and poorly thought out ideas about what a 'fair' world should look like, but would never sully their hands with actual labor or handle firearms.
I'd never cared for any of the self-proclaimed Marxists I'd known back in college, but Patrick was different. One look at his teeth, and you could understand his crusade for universal health care. Both his glasses and his smile were held together with duct tape. Notable too was his willingness to engage in actual physical work. The communists I'd known in the past had always operated on the assumption that come the revolution, they'd be the ones lying around party headquarters with clipboards (clipboard communists) in their hands. They couldn't manage to wash a coffee mug, yet they'd been more than willing to criticize the detergent manufacturer.
Friends who try to get you in to Fortnite.
Friend1: "Hey, you should try Fortnite man. I've got 2 victory royales and lost 2 girlfriends." Friend2: "Don't listen, thats communist propaganda"
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A moronic insult used by homophobic rightwingers against liberals.
Dr. Dipshit likes to call people gay communists.
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hey, check out my macbook!
only communist hippy use macbooks
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a beautiful utopia where everyone lives in perfect harmony everyone has the same belief and no one argues about politics ever
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When you get a large amount of cooked or uncooked rice thrown at you from a minimum of two feet from where you are standing.
I went to glens wedding and at the end they totally gave him and his wife a Communist Shower!
I tried to steal rice from a rice field in China, but they caught, beat me up, then finished it off with a Communist Shower.
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