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When a person does something or finishes something that they don't want to do, because they are never going to have the chance to do it again.
I had already sucked five dicks today and I was feeling gross, but I knew that I never would be this close to ten again, so I sucked five more, total Roslyn Complex.
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The subconcious urge that young males have to penetrate both their parents; one with a sword, the other with one's penis.
Sigmund Freud had some fucked up ideas.
Sigmund Freud just made the Oedipus Complex to justify his own sick desire to do his mom and off his dad.
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Mental disorder defined by the effect of Steve Jobs fanboyism on the personality of a given subject. Often derived from normal, less pathological Apple fandom and channeled through unauthorized biographies. Common symptoms are one of more of the following : compulsive, neurotic attention to detail, at least partially irrational lust for secrecy, violent outbursts including the flinging of 80's electronics at unsuspecting bystanders.
"If he'd kept his Jobsian Complex in check, Bob would have gotten his company's product out of the door three years ago."
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Its a term in psychology taken from Greek myth. Cassandra was the daughter of King Priam and Queen Hecuba, she was a prophetic seer but lacked the power of persuasion and was never believed. So when we say someone has a "cassandra complex" its saying they know something terrible is going to happen but they can't or won't do anything to prevent it.
the lady with the crystal ball has a "cassandra complex", knowone ever believes her.
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The course that an undergraduate mathematics and/or physics major must take at some point in their four year degree program. The purpose of this course is to cognitively bitch slap the shit out of the young and aspiring mathematician until he collapses into a deep, comatose like depression. At this point, the young mathematician begins to question concepts like the number zero, and its relationship to the amount of love received by his/her parents, the amount of attention received from the opposite sex, the amount of intelligence which resides within the capacities of their own mind, etc. Some classical analogues of this course are as follows: "getting stiff armed by Gerome Bettis while receiving a left hook from Tyson; having a homeless person give you his change, because he felt you needed it more; getting dunked on by a kid in a wheelchair; childbirth; Learning that your mother gave birth to you while taking a dump; catching a line drive down center field with your face; running through a gauntlet of ninjas, all of whom can round-house kick sand into glass." and last but not least, "its like taking 100 tabs of ecstasy while journeying to the center of existence"
Steve--"Hey Dave, how do you think you did on that Complex Analysis test?", Dave--"Dude, i got raped.", Steve-- "indeed, was it everything you had hoped for?" , Dave-- "yeah man, and more."
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When a woman (often submissive and needy) spends all her time searching for her "prince charming" to come rescue her; brainwashed by rosy romantic images and ideals.
Women with this personality trait often lose good guys because they feel the guy they are presently with doesn't fit their ideal of the perfect man.
She dreams of living a fairy tale lifestyle where she meets this prince and they fall madly in love and live happily ever after in a magical fantasy where all of her needs and desires are taken care of.
"I just KNOW that one day my prince charming will come rescue me, and we'll have a magical kiss under the stars and he'll whisper I love you and he'll take me away to his castle and we'll live happily ever after!1!!!"
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The Barzaga Complex is a self-destructive state that occurs among men resulting from the fear of small genitals. Though rarely observed in nature, the complex is often spawned by sexual underperformance. It is easily diagnosed by long-term celibacy, manstration, and lack of confrontation of fellow males. See also, micropenis.
"Whats up with your friend today?"
"Oh he hit the Barzaga Complex?"
"Yeah its pretty bad..."
"Is he going to be okay?"
"I don't know, between the two of us I don't plan on being around to find out"
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