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A way to save a lot of money over the next 18 years.
"Dude, I'm glad that skank was on birth control! I can't afford to be her baby daddy."
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A sexual position where the female puts noodles in her vagina and the man eats them out, he then proceeds to wrap remaining noodles around his toe and put it in the woman's anus.
Shes getting the control point tonight
The party last night was awesome, but today the boss caught me controlling traffic.
A term used widely in small villages in the Ozarks for a "remote controller".
Can refer to those used by televisions or gaming consoles.
"Hey bro, can you pass me the hand controller?"
Asking a woman or man to masturbate during virtual reality erotic role play (ERP).
Hey, babe, you wanna drop a controller for me?
guy: "hey you want this totally not drugged drink?"
me who doesn't have any self-control: "yeah why not."
a dick who cant let anyone else get their way
Ivan Calderon is a controlling asshole