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1. An expression used to explain something that is extremely obvious. It is the exact opposite of the expression: "Finding a needle in a haystack".
2. A novel by Stephen Jay Gould entitled: "Dinosaur in a Haystack : Reflections in Natural History".
1. Hipster 1: Dude, I can't find my Hey Arnold dvd's anywhere.
(They lay in the middle of the floor)
Hipster 2: Yeah dude, it's like finding a dinosaur in a haystack.
2. Hipster 1: Have you read "Dinosaur in a Haystack : Reflections in Natural History"?
Hipster 2: No.
The Chrome game that everyone plays when their internet goes down.
I reached a score of 2000 while playing the Chrome Dinosaur.
A children's TV show about a mom who cheated on her husband by fucking a t-Rex and distracts her cuck ass husband by buying tickets to the time traveling train full of so many hot dinosaurs so the husband doesn't notice his wife fucked a t-rex
come on down to the dinosaur train so you dont notice your wife fucked a t-rex
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that lickalottapus is a lesbian dinosaur for sure look at her eat out that t rex
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A way of expressing one's desire to reduce the use of plastic items. This is an equivalent to 'save a tree,' based upon the premise that plastic is derived from oil, which of course is the result of decomposed prehistoric organic matter such as dinosaurs, just as paper is derived largely from trees and tree products.
Would you like me to put your six pack in a bag, sir?
Naw, that's okay, save a dinosaur.
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A kids' show that aired in the late 90's that was about dinosaurs mutated by aliens that travel to the present day to fight their also mutated velociraptor enemies who want to accelerate global warming to make the planet a haven for reptiles.
With them was one of the aliens, an officer of the intergalactic law wanting to bring the space criminal who mutated them and the raptors to justice. Also accompanying them was a crazy redneck conspiracy theorist who made them jet bikes by combining parts of used cars in his junkyard with advanced extra terrestrial technology.
Unless there is something horribly wrong with you, you've probably experienced an explosive orgasm from the sheer awesomeness by the time you've made it to this part of the definition.
Somethin's really rockin'
On planet number 3
Modern man's got prehistoric company
A colossal fossil feud, unlike anything before
Between the reckless raptors
And the Extreme Dinosaurs!
EXTREME
EXTREME
EXTREME DINOSAURS
Tails the snap like thunderclap
Talkin', stalkin' raptor trap!
EXTREME
EXTREME
EXTREME DINOSAURS
The crash and smash Jurassic four
Extreme Dinosaurs!
EXTREME
EXTREME
EXTREME DINOSAURS
Veloci-tossin' to the max
They'll fossilies em in their tracks!
EXTREME
EXTREME
EXTREME DINOSAURS
The crash and smash Jurassic four!
EXTREME DINOSAURS!
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The Dinosaur Earth is a theory and belief that our planet, Earth, is shaped like a dinosaur, specifically a velociraptor. This theory is no theory, however, as all laws of physics and science evidently prove the Earth is indeed shaped like a dinosaur. Certain people deny the Earth's true shape, those are who we call non-believers, or retards for short. Certain Dino-Earthers speculate that some kind of god created our Dinosaur Earth, and others speculate it had to do with the meteor that hit the dinosaurs a long time ago.
Hey Billy, you heard of the Dinosaur Earth?
No Jim, but it sounds ridiculous!
Take him out boys, we got another non-believer.
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