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feeding the horses

Slang for female masturbation. It originates from the similarity in motions between the two activities.

It's 9 o'clock, so she'll be feeding the horses again.

by Bobby Bob Bob Bob November 1, 2003

24๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Feeding of the mammals

When you are at a large gathering of people, especially a bbq or a thanksgiving celebration...and everyone starts feasting on meats and such, and you feel like such a carnivore and everyone around you turns into a pack of hyenas.

There was a feeding of the mammals at my dad's when he cooked that pork shoulder. He invited over 20 people and they looked like if the pork wasn't good they would eat each other. It was the ending of Troll 2 and you felt disgusted by it, yet at the same time you liked it...unless you were a vegetarian pussy.

by CoolestBrosefEver April 14, 2010

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


feeding tube

Something that should be removed when it's clear that the recipient has become a shell of its former self and where there's no hope of any sort of dignified future existence.

The Simpsons should have its feeding tube removed.

by Fantastic_Dan March 24, 2005

16๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


bird-feed

1) To spend as little as possible on a female at a club or bar. 2) To buy a girl nothing but still expect her to sleep with you.

bird-feed/bird-feeding/bird-fed

(Created by The Czar)

"Man, I have no cash...tonight I gotta bird-feed these hoes."

"That hoe bought me 10 drinks, but I was bird-feeding her ass all night."

"I've been goin out with Betsy for two weeks and haven't bought her shit yet...that hoe just got bird-fed"

by Brennan G May 8, 2007

18๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


feed the hydra

The process of documenting networks of gossips, often at an office or at school, by feeding distinctive, false statements to different members of the network and then listening for references to those statements made by other members of the network.

"Nicholas never had thought to take up the game himself, to feed the hydra false information that wold echo in the whispering of its many heads" โ€” John Fowles, "The Magus"

by fpdunne December 27, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Feed the Goat

To stroke the female pussy from a frontal standing position reaching down with arm extended and palm of hand facing up, a slight foward and back motion is then gestured with said hand simulating the "feeding of the goat"!

After Paddy had finished strapping his best friends gran to the scaffolding he first stripped her naked, kicked her legs apart a yard or so and proceeded to feed the goat.

by Then Came The Flop April 26, 2006

111๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž


feeding the chickens

The act of masturbation.

It is said that the hand gesture used by masturbators is reminiscent of a farm hand distributing feed to the chickens.

What have you been doing today?
Nothing much. Just sitting around, feeding the chickens.

by Mordechai Vanunu August 24, 2007

84๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž