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A small town in north western Ontario, there’s fuck all to do there except cruise around town and get coffee from timmies. The most exciting event is the bass tournament which is basically a week we’re everyone fishes or gets drunk
“Your going to fort frances for the week? Why, there’s nothing to do there.”
Best small town in northern Kentucky right next to Newport and Dayton that's known for that Big Ass 100+ year old Stone Water Tower oh and the 2nd biggest night club fire in the US that killed over 150 people it also has a clock tower in the middle of town
Guy 1: you know about fort thomas right?
Guy 2: yea its a small town with a kick ass Water Tower that for some reason everybody thinks its a sniper tower also known for its Great Schools with terrible teachers very little crime oh and that murdered where they found a girl's body but not her head oh and that execution where they took the guy from the county jail drug him up all the way on Memorial then proceeded to Hang Em where the towns local marathon is.
Guy 1: why the hell do you know all of that?
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Fort Lonesome is a small ghost town in Hillsborough County. It's a rural, desolate place with a big agricultural base. The people there are proud to work for their own and don't bother others. There are churches there that are small and low key. Great place for old and young country folk.
Dude: I need some quality time in the country.
Dudett: Let's go to Fort Lonesome. It's nice and natural there.
Dude: Sounds great.
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The most hated duty station in the United States Army. You work 18 days straight a month, its super hot, or super cold. You are 30 miles to the nearest town. Nearest city is victorville an hour away. Commuting Fort Irwin Road is the worst drive you'll ever encounter. This place is misery, avoid at all cost. Even if you are from Southern California i.e. (Los Angeles, Orange, San Diego, San Bernandino counties) avoid. You wont be able to go home if you are assigned to the 11th Armored Calvary Regiment, only on four days then you have to drive back up to this shithole.
PVT. So. Cal: "I am reenlisting to go home, going to Fort Irwin."
SGT Smart: "It's not worth it, trust me Fort irwin is the most hated duty station in the United States Army."
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A town in Bergen County which connects NJ with NY via the George Washington Bridge. Italian gangsters commute between their New York operations to Fort Lee to reside in the McMansions that are in the Palisade area where Fort Lee borders Cliffside Park. Most of the rich people are Russians, Italians, Koreans, and in random situations there are wealthy black rappers and athletes such as Justin Tuck of the New York Giants and the rapper, Fabolous. Jay-Z also maintains an unknown residence and has been sighted at locations like the Burger King. For the most part everyone (rich and middle class) is Korean, and Fort Lee is often called "Fort Ree" to emphasize the Asian influence. Real estate is expensive, beautiful, and abundant. Accessibility to the city is a beautiful thing, as well as accessibility to Edgewater and all the other towns. Its moments away from the Northern Valley part of Bergen County (Closter, Tenafly, Demarest, etc.) including Alpine, which is top 5 most wealthy towns according to Forbes. Basically, Fort Lee is one of the many excellent, affluent, and elite towns of Bergen County.
Sally: Party this weekend in Cliffside, whose going?!
Tommy: I am, how about you Billy?
Billy: Cliffside Park? I would never step foot in that Raider-infested town. Besides there's a party on Arcadian Way in Fort Lee; I hear the library in their quaint seven bedroom house can host a 70-person party!
Sally & Billy: Awesome!
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A fort constructed (usually by college students) under the influence of pot or other illicit drugs. Such a fort can be made out of nearly any material; however - from observation - most prefer tie-dyed couches and soiled bed sheets. When one realizes what they have constructed while straight they often realize the error/stupidity of their ways.
Man, last night my room mate made a stoner fort with our couch...Then he threw a florescent light bulb out the window.
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A town in northeast Indiana with a population of nearly 250,000 people. Many different cultures inhabit this city, which is the second largest in Indiana. Known for its location on the 3 rivers, it has continued to grow into a thriving city attracting people from all areas. Most people visit mainly to shop at Jefferson Pointe or business.
Me: Wanna go to Fort Wayne tomorrow?
You: Yeah a new movie just came out and I know it will be playing at Jefferson Pointe.
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