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to get very drunk
ah shit my girlfriend dumped me, lets go get hammered
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I slapped her uvula around with my tonsil hammer.
I was gagging on his tonsil hammer.
Being incredibly drunk. Once you pass being hammered, you are hammer tossed.
Mike - Wow Shelly was so drunk Friday night that she passed out on a bench on the street.
Dan - Yeah she was definitely hammer tossed.
When two people disagree and can't come to an agreement, the one that can beat the other one up wins.
Golic and Greeny can't agree on where to eat. Golic invokes the Golic's Hammer and chooses Waffle House.
Basically a pre-scheduled bender. It's a result of turning 30 and having to plan your hangovers around other obligations like your job or your kids.
Sarah: Hey Kimmy, can you take my morning shift at IHOP on Sunday? I have to go to church that morning.
Kimmy: I'd love to, but I have a planned hammer on Saturday. I'm going to a kegger at Lorenzo's house, and i plan on getting white girl wasted.
Sarah: Can I come?
Kimmie: No way churchie.
Vicious anal factory women will do this when male co-workers make a major mistake at work.
"I can't believe it. We lose our biggest customer and all these women are hammering clitties."
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A special type of hammer also refered to as a penis or cock. A skin hammer often gets you into trouble and needs to be protected, unlike normal hammers.
Tonight, I'm going to lay down the skin hammer.
She is begging for the skin hammer.
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