Holiday hook up

After a man ejaculates on a woman's face and spreads it all around, he takes a handful of glitter and poof! holiday hook up baby!

Did you get a holiday hook up last night? Cause you have glitter all over your face.

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platonic hook up

a hook up friend that you don't hook up with but you're tight

Scottie is my platonic hook up friend. We hang out all the time but no strings attached.

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indirectly hooked up

hooking up with the same person that another person has hooked up with, therefore you hooked up with each other

julie and lisa both sucked william's little wiener.

so they've indirectly hooked up

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Hook up culture

Proof that sex is, in fact, free.

Hym "Nope. Yes it is. Hook up culture prove that it's free. Everyone who participated in it. EVERYONE."

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Hook up married

When your wife falls asleep in her sweets as soon as you walk in the door, then you put your laptop on her back and wank off to videos of other having sex.

My friend is the most well adjusted husband, he is always hook up married

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straight up hook up

A truly legit and good deal.

Save your school supply coupons and use them tax free weekend. Some of your purchases will be for free.
Now that's a straight up hook up!

hooked up like a dumptruck

to get a lot more than you pay for or expect due to the kindness of someone else looking out for you.

Bono- " did you get that dime bag?"

Me- " yeah, it's hooked up like a dumptruck"

Bono- " holy crap that's the fattest dime bag i've ever seen!"