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A kelsey is somone who may appear to be nice on first meet but that will all come back and bite you in the ass! she is a fishy reject who needs a life and a pal who dont look like a whale...
man: whoa did u see that girl back there??
other man: yh shes a right kelsey...
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(n) :a kelsey is a being of strong mannerism. kelsey's are scrappy and take no shit off anyone, they will fight on sandbars, attack boyfriends, and yell furiously if provoked. kelsey's have been known to carry herpies, although not all kelsey's do.
like omg that redneck girl who's top fell off... she's such a kelsey.
omg... you hooked up with like 7 guys last night- you kelsey.
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SHE IS A PERVERT WHO LICKS CATS
Sami: Whoa is that a kelsey
Dude: OMG YEAH
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A MANGINA a girl with a large dick who puts it on her dresser and keeps it alive by keeping it in a jar....... Most annoying girl in the world and is really full of herself and thinks that everyone loves her... I mean who else has a fucking dick in a jar
Kelsey is a MANGINA MANGINA MANGINA
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An oblivious, ignorant, foolish girl. One who does not consider others.
Girl #1: "I only care about a few people in the world!!!" evil cackle.
Girl #2: OMG, she just pulled a 'Kelsey.'
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red-head, frotch, annoying girl. she tries to be friends with you but cant talk to you when you hang out. when she leaves she will text you a million times and if you dont respond she gets really pissed off and tries making you feel bad. but you dont feel bad cuz she is so awkward around you. somethings she does are kinda funny but you dont really wanna laugh cuz you just really think about how bad you want to kick her in the gut. she is a poser and acts like she is a party animal but really nope, she's not.
conversation via text message:
Kelsey: Hey
friend: hi =
kelsey: whats up?
friend: nmu?
kelsey: same u?
friend: you just asked me.
kelsey: haha my b.
...ten mins later...
kelsey: soo....
....five mins later...
kelsey: k cool
friend: cool what?
kelsey: you arent talking to me
friend: ummm did you say something worth responding to?
Kelsey: w/e bye
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known as the Flushing whore. Askanyone from Flushing and they will say...I heard she's Fucked everyone at the school including middle schoolers, or I hear she's pregnant again...oh wait she's prob lying like usual.
dude you know Kelsey r?
yeah dude, she's Fucked my older and younger brother..she nasty!
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