Soup Kitchen

when a bunch of homeless men or women have an orgy in an abandoned car

Check out that soup kitchen going on in the Walmart parking lot.

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Kitchen Snow

The little bits of regular or chipped ice that get left behind when someone fills up a glass that no one bothers to pick up afterwards. Often gets dog-vacuumed.

DAMNIT. I was walking through the kitchen barefoot when I hit a patch of kitchen snow.

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Dutch Kitchen

The extreme version of a dutch oven, taking a dump, then locking your friend in the bathroom.

Also known as a shit lockdown.

Feel free to try this at home ya'll!

Person 1: Dude, there's a huge spider in the bathroom!

Person 2: No there isn't.. Wtf is that janky smell?

Person 1: DAMN, YOU JUST GOT DUTCH KITCHENED!

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Kitchen dweller

1. a woman in a kitchen
2. a name for a women not doing her job
3. someone in the kitchen for a long time

The kitchen dweller made me a sandwhich

The kitchen dweller was breaking her rule buy being let out of the kitchen without permission

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Back to the kitchen

A phrase used to send a Basic Bitch to the kitchen when she does something so unwanted that people don't mind using a slightly sexist remark because this is the only way that can calm down a Basic Bitch.

It's not offensive or sexist to use, especially when it's used to establish peace.

See also: Begone Thot

Debra: "We should call ourself womyn, the word 'woman' is so sexist"
Rick: "Back to the kitchen"
*Debra goes back to the kitchen*

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Soup Kitchen

A bunch of old homeless dudes that had an orgy in a car.

*Police Radio*: Detective, we found your car.
Will Ferrell: Great.
*Police Radio*: It was literally giving a hummer to a hummer.
Will Ferrell: You find anything?
Police Investigator: Yeah, we found a lot of stuff. Bodily fluid and hair samples, we determine a bunch of old homeless dudes had an orgy in the car.
Will Ferrell: Oh god.
Police Investigator: Yeah, you know what's that called when they do that in there? It's called a Soup Kitchen. It's a pretty rough stuff. Not long after that, a mama raccoon came along and *sniff* gave birth on the floor. Found a deer vagina.
Will Ferrell: Awww, what?!
Police Investigator: That could've just been there from before though. We thought it was human lips at first. I've never seen so many fluids.

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kitchen whore

Another way of saying 'mum'

me - oi! KITCHEN WHORE! make me a sandwich.
mum - yes master :'(

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