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for 10bux she will give we will have some limited imagination
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When you've had so much intercourse with women, that you actually start to consider having sex with men.
Ted: Jenny has been smothering me as of late at night--she can't get enough of me.
Jeff: Wait, Jenny is hot...what's the problem?
Ted: Man, I think she forced my limit break?
Jeff: What the hell?
Ted: Umm, Jeff you seeing anybody?
Jeff: Hey man....that's not cool--at all.
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When someone is unable to do a certain action, is unpopular, uncool, or is a noob
This is typically preceded by the phrase, "You cannot do it!"
"Please! You cannot do it! You have the Limited Skills!"
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Limited Too is a store for ages 7-14. It has cute cloths for a ok price.
Girl 1: Hey, look what I just got yesterday at Limited Too, these jeans were only like $39.50 and this shirt was only $19.50!!!!
Girl 2: OMG! I'm so going there today with my mom!!!
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The organ in your body that is most likely to fail first, leading to death.
"People tell me I should eat less fast food to keep my heart healthy, but I'm not too worried about that. With the amount I drink, my limiting organ is definitely my liver."
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The proffering that a line can only be discrete, countable (infinite), and therefore straight (convergent) if it has a center.
An anarcho-limitation reflects itself through a point reflection to become its own center (meta-center); thereby creating uncountable space.
Anarcho-limitism proposes a deep link between discreteness and straightness (convergence) that creates uncountability.
Anarcho-limitism proffers that discreteness and convergence reflect themselves through a point-reflection to create a "self" -center.
Uncountability is--tautologically--space, thus a line's center creates uncountable space.
A line with no center is a wave and heaven contains straight-waves (lines with no centers).
A point reflection forms because a line is trying minimize its area.
Thus convergence is neither a function of direction or space.
Straightness is thus revealed to be an AREA.
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When someone offers a bite of there sandwich restricting the size of bite by strategically placing their fingers where they want to cut off your bite to a nibble.
James "wanna bite?"
Veronica "Sure! That sandwich sure does look fantastic"
*bite commences*
Veronica "that was cheap, would have been better if not for the bite limiter"
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