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A man who gets with a woman with children,like a microwave family, but she has kids with kids which makes her a grandma, so makes the man a grandpa like a quick meal in the microwave
He married into grandpahood. Just like a microwavable dinner hes a microwave grandpa
When you started a commitment but now aren't sure.
You put the milk in the microwave, but now you're not sure you want it.
Becky: I don't know if I actually want to go to brunch with the girls.
Sarah: Well, the milk's in the microwave.
The act of penetrating your anal cavity with a frozen banana to the point it defrosts and oozes out of your rectum in a pleasant bowel movement.
1- Wow! Mogley really did the human microwave last night.
2- Oh my god, did you hear it?
Truly beautiful and is always needed. Makes your life filled with happiness. It’s like the crunch to your carrot
Davin: damn bro she is literally all I can see in my future
Johnny: damn bro for real?!
Davin: for real bro she’s the one, I’m down bad
Johnny:you’ve copped yourself a red microwave dude, congratulations, my cheesychizzle stick is growing up!
A sexual position involving a man, another individual (gender does not matter for the second person) a nazi uniform and some oven mitts.
If you need any further information, you do not have the proper equipment for this.
Man, I'd love to snatched up Lindsay Lohan by her slimy ass weave and give her a stinky microwave.
Not to be confused with the classic Dutch Oven, the Microwave Oven is a when someone farts under the covers and instead of shoving the other's head underneath, they open up the sheets after cooking for a few minutes just like the microwave door.
Person 1- "oh my gosh, did you just fart under the covers?"
Person 2- "yeah, I just turned on the microwave oven for a couple of minutes."
when someone puts their dick inside of a toaster and rapes a dog
Dude I totally small microwaved last night