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a dance derived in Thunder Bay, Ontario that portrays a camper swatting away, and killing a pesky mosquito.
"Oh check it out! Ian pulled out The Pesky Mosquito! Sick moves dude!"
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(n.)(adj.)Small ass tities on a girl. Small boobs. Stuff those damn things. The 'Confusion' between a womans chest and little bumps formed on the skin. Usually an insult.
"That lovely woman has a nice bottom, but Mosquito Bites for tits." "Are those Mosquito Bites on your chest or your boobies?"
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Vaginal mosquitoes is a newly discovered STI/STD that affects sexually active and infected women who have come into contact with a man infected with the disease known as "penile termites".
A man infected with penile termites, during intercourse, through repeated thrusting of the penis into the vagina will expose and embed termites into the walls of the vagina. These termites burrow deep and form a cocoon- like structure that protects them during a woman's cycle. Usually, within a month the cocoon will break open and a newly transformed vaginal mosquito will be present and will fly and live within the woman.
Vaginal mosquitoes are not deadly and they are treatable with anti-biotics and mosquito repellant.
Amanda had a bad case of the vaginal mosquitoes- but luckily some bug spray fixed the problem!
I can't sit still, my vaginal mosquitoes are running wild.
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Product designed to attract mosquito's that attracts more problems than Shang Hi whore with a raging case of herpes. Buy one thier number one in the world.
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A diseased person who takes pleasure in spreading his Sexually Transmitted Delights to as many people as possible while on his waterbed.
A member of the "Holy Toledo Trinity", along with the "Toledo Burrito" and the "Toledo Mosquito".
"Man, did you hear about Terry? That guy is a total Toledo Mosquito. His bedroom is practically a lagoon."
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A Mosquito fest is when there are swarms of mosquitoes and if you walk out the door you get attacked leaving you covered in itchy red bumps on your ass legs arms back stomach feet and every other part of your body. Even your face which is the worst because there even more itchy cause you cant itch them because you don't want a nasty scab on your face. Mosquito fests usually take place in the summer after its been raining.
Dude 1: Yo Mosquito fest '09 was the worst yet, I got attacked I counted in the mirror and I have like 200 bites just from walking out my backdoor!
Dude 2: Yeah man I haven't been outside in days I don't want any of the devils bumps!
Dude 1: I got like 7 on my face people are gonna think I have zits!
Dude 2: Mosquitoes are like the vampires of the real world! Fuck em!
Dude 1: Mosquito Fest is my least favorite holiday!
Dude 3: I hate mosquitoes they suck hairy nuts!
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