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When two people performing oral sex on each other simulaneously shit their pants.
Jayson and Steve's date was going so well, until it was ruined by Mutually Assured Blumpkin.
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Where two guys face each other, wanking off, and try to have both ejaculates collide in mid-air, thus averting catastrophe.
Shall we save the world again tomorrow, Bill?
...from mutually assured destruction
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In a relationship I am looking for someone with mutual interest as me.
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Me and my wife had mutual oral sex last night and it was really good.
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A circle jerk bunch of people who stroke each other, while each individual maintains an interest mostly in his/her own good feeling.
In search of a boost after a down month, Peggy submitted an application for Sue's local mutual admiration society. She concluded with, "I know we've never met-- but your hair looks great!"
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Something you’d say if you get dumped.
Hey we had a mutual break up.
Yeah right 🤦🏻 ♂️
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teachers call it MAD
when two countries come to an understanding that if one country launches an attack the other will retaliate with equal force
when jenifer gillbert walks into a class room
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