Coleton Noises

Incoherent noises and sounds that have no purpose or meaning to them.

Dude, he was so high last night he started making Coleton Noises.

Gorilla Noises

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*gorilla noises*

lad noises

Lad noises are loud and obnoxious noises formed by younger males to express a range of emotions and act as a form of unison.

Example of lad noises:
1. Bro did you see the jugs on her mate? Fucking massive dude "OYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

2. I fucking failed this test mate, fuck Miss and fuck school! "OYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
3. Yo I passed "OYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

noise abatement

The measures taken to reduce the emission of unwanted sounds/vibrations in a given environment. Commonly referred to within;

1. Aviation: the procedures adopted to reduce aircraft noise on takeoff and landing - accomplished by reducing the power setting or avoiding densely populated areas.

2. Sex: the methods adopted to reduce the noise of fucking in an area surrounded by people. It is induced by; the rapid reciprocal motion of the woman's dangly beef curtains; the flapping noise of her pecky saggers as she receives intense drilling; or the moaning and groaning of the whore caused by the 15-inch bratwurst that's pounding her brains out. Solutions include using gaffer tape to stop the kebab lips from drooping and swaying, and stuffing her throat with your nozzle (or gravy) to extinguish all sound.

1. *1500 feet MSL*: "Noise abatement procedures please, so we can shut those god-damn environmentalists up."

2. "Dammit Louise, the pink lips of your bearded clam are fluttering against my wang! Grab the cooter tape, we need to enforce noise abatement!"

bare noise

When mandemmm pull up and blast there beek taking “bare noise” like someone asked them to talk 😂

Bare noise ; Broooo stop talking bareee noise before I call the mandemmm

noise music

Noise music is a phrase that’s used by people who have no taste in music. They use “noise music” to cover up their shame of never hearing good music in their lives sadly.

Troop: “That group only makes noise music “

nctzen: this is so funny.

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nigga noise

Rap music. Coined by a man called Josie.

More favorable connotatively than coon tunes.

"*plays a rap CD* Yeah, we need some nigga noise up in here!"

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