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slang terminology for LSD 25
"yo we been eatin that crazy paper for 2 weeks straight. this is the farthest i've ever expanded my mind, dude."
A very rare product that can only be found with in 1-5 minutes of a store opening it is often guarded by the savage kanen
Omg I got toilet paper for $100 what a deal
the idea of having a future with your s/o
like imagining and talking about what it would be like later on in your future when you have a house together/married/etc.
friend: weren’t you guys talking about moving in together later tho
me: yea but that was just a paper house, it wasn’t serious
A material most often used to wipe one's anus clean of fecal matter, generally after one uses a restroom. Can be used for other purposes as well, almost all of which involve a liquid mess that needs to be removed through absorption. A common misconception is that toilet paper is sold on cardboard rolls. The material most people are thinking of in this case is in fact just smaller paper towels. Despite having identical functions to toilet paper, there is a clear distinction: Small paper towels are sold on rolls, toilet paper is sold in four volumes, each with the appearance of a regular book. And on each page of toilet paper can be found many words that were written by Stephanie Meyer.
The words are ignored by most and toilet paper is used for its intended purpose. Some have attempted to read them, though doing so is strongly advised against; no contributions to literature in any form are present. A group of the people who have read the words have developed an obsession with not only reading toilet paper, but with it's empty shells which they believe are characters. They can be witnessed arguing over which of these would make a more desirable boyfriend in real life, and for the other empty shells featured in toilet paper.
The people who do this are best dealt with through tolerance. They probably won't go away for a while. Just keep using it to wipe your ass, because it's much better for that than for reading.
Jimmy: Mom, can you hand me some toilet paper through the door? We ran out.
Mom: Sure Jimmy, will New Moon work?
Jimmy: I don't think that's enough, I'm probably gonna use up a whole Breaking Dawn after that crap.
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A champion who holds an official title but lacks the caliber of a real champion.
Those boxers are just paper champions. Why? True, they may have real world titles. But they don't fight outside their country and they don't take on fighters other than their own nationality much.
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When masturbating into a Kleenex and the left over papers get stuck on your dick, looking like paper mache.
You: I forgot to remove the pieces of Kleenex from my dick..
Girl: Is that paper mache?
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Counting your money to feel successful, satisfied, or relaxed.
Young Jeezy in "I'm So Paid":
"I used to get bored, count twenties for practice.
Paper therapy, we let the money relax us."
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