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A woman's pussy... you know... her muff... her nookie...
How I long to sing in a babe's yodel patch...
Yum... :-9
Just thinking about it gives me a hard-on... ^_^
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this is the "band aid" like accessory with real pubes on the surface that trannies like to wear in order to conceal their cocks
Hey Ernie, if your not a fag, why didn't you stop making out with her (or him) after you realized IT was wearing a Vag Patch?
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giving a guy a blowjob after eating a bag of sour patch kids. it gives the penis a tart, citrusy taste.
"Dude, sarah just sour patched me!"
"Im sour patching a guy right now, I'll call you later."
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The area around a woman’s nipple, which is colored differently from the surrounding area, that can be chewed on while one is sucking on her nipple. AKA the areola.
Did you see the size of the chew patch on her, they were bigger than the flapjacks I had for breakfast this morning?
That little spot, on the carpet of your vehicle, between the seat and the door, for planting those tenacious nose blockers that won't flick off your finger
After hanging his finger out the window, at 60 miles per hour, the nose clogger just wouldn't leave John's digit, so he planted it in the "booger patch"!
Wiped out on my skateboard and skinned my elbow. Now my girl is picking on the scabbage patch
A ladies well groomed nether region
Let's see ya Nacho patch love!