Clando Pick

Making the best of a shitty siutation caused by one's own incompetence;

Derives from Lando Calrissian's decision to turn Han Solo over to Darth Vader in order to save his own skin;

Commonly used to describe the first waiver pick in a fanatsy football league, to signify the most impotent draft and/or worst team/owner in the league at that particular time;

From the Latin "electio clando"

Curtis drafted 4 quarterbacks and no running backs. The only way he can hope to salvage his season is with the Clando pick.

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tooth pick

a very very skinny looking person

look at that tooth pick over there.

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Lottery Pick

A prospect who is marrying material and possesses many if not all the attributes you'd want in a partner

Chris- Damn! Not only does that girl look good, she's got a personality to match

Keith- Lottery Pick!!

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nose picking

Verb: To pick your nose, to clear of boogers. Usually when blowing with a tissue fails.
Technical: Manual mucus extraction via the index extremity.

1. Picking your nose is no different than wiping "gookies" from your eyes when you wake up. Boogers are made up of tears that drained from the eyes via the sinuses mixed with saliva from the mouth and a small amount of mucus from the nasal cavity adnoids which hardens into a booger. This means, nose picking is technically just as disgusting as kissing, spitting or crying.

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ice pick

An alcoholic beverage consisting of iced tea and some sort of citrus vodka, be it lemon or orange. Damn tasty and you get gassed fast. Great for taking to the beach...

Pour me an ice pick miss bartender and i'll bend you over later...

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pick and roll

When someone picks their nose and rolls it, before depositing on a nearby surface or popping it into their mouth.

"Did you see Craig pick and roll in our meeting today? That was incredibly gross!"

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pick-and-roll

1. to set up a pick and roll in basketball

2. to move forward in a policy debate tournament, based on 'picking up'

3. to 'pick' up an opportunity at a dis, and 'roll' with it by a disrespectful comment in good humor

4. to 'pick' a girl/guy and 'roll' by smoothly going forward by either chatting it up, or getting it on on the dance floor.

"Yo, we pick-and-rolled so much yesterday and won the basketball game by 10 points."

Alan: "Did you break or did the other team have better arguments?"
Dennis: "We pick-and-rolled all the way to finals, man!"

Jake: "Could I get some donuts from that box?"
Tory: "Dude, that's all you eat anyway."
Mark: "OH Snap! That was OD Pick-and-roll man!"

Arthur: "I heard you went to the dance, had soda, and just came back home, man."
Chris: "That's crap, man. I pick-and-rolled all night."

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