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A platypus

PERRY THE PLATYPUS

A platypus

by Trtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtr October 12, 2021


Platypus’s

A fat Fuck that rolls in sand all day and doesn’t pay taxes lil bitch

Mark: you are like a platypus’s

Jim: oy mate don’t say that u lil sand mug

by Spitslayer June 18, 2020


sneaky platypus

When you sneeze into a females vagina which afterwards make her burb

Dude! Nice job! You just sneaky platypussed her!

by The Scam69 August 17, 2022


blue platypus

Blue Platypus:
A Blue Platypus, often shortened to "bp," is someone who can truly be described as a god. They don't get the recognition they deserve, and they can do everything so much better than anyone else. You basically can't talk back to them, they're just that good.

Person 1: Yo dude, the Eagles suck. The Patriots so had that!
Person 2: Man if I were on the Patriots, I would carry them to victory. I'm so much better than Tom Brady but no one realizes it!
Person 1: Sure you are, you Blue Platypus.
Person 2: That's a good thing, right?

by Cidius February 6, 2018


Platypus Vagina

Also known as "Platypussy".

Not quite as pink as dolphin snizz, but make no mistake, that's some good platypussy(platypus vagina)!

by Little Carlos and the People March 9, 2018


baby platypus addiction

im right there is such a thing mwa hahahahahahaha

defined as ones addiction to baby platypus

used as "i have a baby platypus addiction

by SMart@ss101 May 31, 2023