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Where Captain Falcon comes from. If you don't know what I'm talking about, play F-Zero.
Quote from the instruction manual:
"aside from the fact that he hails from Port Town, his past is a complete mystery."
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West Port High School in Ocala Fla. Home to the Valley Boys, members of the 352 crew and other various random and pointless 'gangs'
School where white people literally are a minority, and blacks and hispanics are the majorities.
During the 06-07 school year, infamous for multiple 'bomb days' of school, consisting of standing on a grass hill in Fla. heat in May!
Also, infamous for special education children getting 'dome' or oral sex in the back of a classroom during a video.
A school with a miserable excuse for attractive guys, girls, and football team, and mascot (wolfpack)
a.k.a. bomb port, whore port
Substitute Teacher: Ok guys, Im going to turn off the lights, and we can look at the overhead!
Typical loud mouth student: NO! You cant turn off the lights Miss! Its Sex Port!
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Although Lincoln is the seafood capital of Australia and home to many rich and successful people, fuck its a shit hole. way too many fucken drop kick ice heads and pedophiles aye. The high school smells like weed and even the good kids smoke. the place has the second to biggest crime rate in south Australia and all the crime is committed by ghetto 13 year olds. In Lincoln to be cool you basically need to get pissed and have mad sesh's every weekend. There is jack shit to do here other than go to maccas, but you can't even do that because you'll probably get bashed in there or be there when the place is getting mobbed by a bunch of 12 year olds again.
"oi where you going this weekend? i forgot"
"port lincoln"
"yuck i heard their maccas got mobbed by preteens"
"yeah it did but i'm going for the good weed"
"nah mate too fucked for me aye"
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Best Roll your own tobacco around. Cant get it in Uzbekistan thou (wot a cunt).
Fuck off they're my Port Royals there's no filters in these ones.
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Port Washington is a small town 30 miles north of Milwaukee with close to 11,000 people. Its full of people that think they're more important than they really are, making news on cnn for stupid enough issues as hazing, and a controversial gay survey. Kids are stupid, adults go crazy over everything, but occasionally you'll find someone pretty cool. Downtown has a curse where small businesses shut down every year, and are replaced by another which will just get shut down again. The cops are the biggest assholes you'll find in Wisconsin, and its against the city ordinance for anything to be open 24 hours. Since theres nothing to do after 9:00, kids resort to mischief and drugs. Then the parents bitch about it.
I live in Port Washington, and I really wish there was a 24 hour gas station here.
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port is a town on long island, ny. everyone hates port. they say its a crappy ass town and they all want to get out of it as fast as they can. but they really love it. we all love it. and we know it
person a- PORT WASHINGTON SUCKS I WANNA FUCKING LEAVE
person a- *thinking* awh i love this place and all my friends and going random places and being random and all that random shit
person b- I FUCKING HATE PORT TOO LETS MOVE
person b- *thinking* i remember when *thinks back to good times in PORT*
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port jervis...
small town by the river in new york; the tri-state area!
has negatives like some dirtbags, sluts, bitches, and assholes! & some people are so ignorant! maaaad people do drugs in port! we do seem to be cursed with death, we've had about 10 teenage deaths in port....sad. also, the high school sucks!
it does have its positives, though! rafting down the river in the summer, port java, the hawks nest, point peter, hess', being by the river, smart students, nice scenery! pretty much everyone knows everyone...it is kind of just a small town! people in port like to just party, chill, hang out and have a good time!
jake: yoo what's good?
tommy: nothingg, chillin' in port jervis about to take a blunt ride up 42!
jake: word? can i come?!
tommy: k, i'll pick you up! where are you?
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