The legal agreement which allows Santa Claus to enter people’s home and not be prosecuted for (breaking and entering). This clause includes chimneys and magic stuff we don’t know about.
The ‘Santa Clause’ is actually a legal agreement that has been understood in a ‘quid pro quo’ context; wherein Santa is welcomed for many reasons... but it’s really the presents and his cool outfit!
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The President of the University of Cincinnati. A man who truly cares about his students, and the greater Cincinnati community. A gentleman and a scholar.
I would love to have a conversation with Santa Ono, and he me.
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The opposite of giving gifts...stealing them.
Oh my gosh Cindy. Someone stole my wallet! What a reverse Santa!
the opposite of santa claus. A robber that steals all your presents on christmas eve
omg the anti-santa has been i have no other presents left
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The act of shitting in your mates beard.
Gave milo a nice "Dirty Santa".
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A phrase meaning 'I want this', often accompanied by the obligatory "...".
Derived from YouTube videos showcasing interesting things, like gadgets, guns, and other shit.
*Top rated comments on a video of a paintball machine gun*
User A: Dear Santa...
User B: Dear Easter Bunny...
Someone sitting on your lap while you evacuate your bowels.
Variations include Santa Steamer with a Present which is having sex with someone in your lap while you take a shit.
Last night after a huge Mexican dinner my wife gave me a Santa Steamer.