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Seattle Mafia

A term created by political crusader David Blomstrom to characterize his allegations that various political, business, and lobbyist figures are part of a dangerous and corrupt political "machine" which controls Seattle politics.

It doesn't matter what the public vote says. If the Seattle Mafia want it, that new project will happen.

by Filksinger May 23, 2008

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seattle pretty

A term used to describe Seattle women who won't let Not So Attractive misogynists stick their dick in them.

"Dude, even though she's just Seattle pretty, she still wouldn't let you stick your dick in her since you're a prick."

by sideofsnark August 16, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Seattle Mariners

The Cleveland Browns of baseball.

When was the last time the Seattle Mariners made the playoffs, you ask? 2001: the year they won 116 games, a MLB record, and still didn't even make it to the World Series. Even the Browns have been more successful.

by thisistheyear May 26, 2018

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Seattle SockJob

You tie your lady up and after taking a laxative you shit in a sock and beat her with it.

by tennrattler February 27, 2003

118๐Ÿ‘ 54๐Ÿ‘Ž


Seattle Mariners

My favorite team in the MLB. Yet they are by far the stupidest. They have had the greats of baseball. Randy Johnson, Ken Griffey Jr., Alex Rodriguez, Alvin Davis, John Olerud, Bret Boone, Harold Reynolds, Jim Presley, Mike Blowers, Dan Wilson, Edgar Martinez, Carlos Guillen, Jay Buhner, Julio Cruz, Mark Langston, Gaylord Perry, Jamie Moyer, Floyd Bannister, Kaz Sazaki, Bill Caudill, Mike Schooler, and Edwin Nunez. All of these players were all greats of their time, but could never put together a championship run. This '08 season was supposed to be great with a possible run at a championship but at the all star break, the mariners are 21 games below .500. Great team to root for if you are from the northwest, because there are no other teams around. But if you are from anywhere else in the US, you want nothing to do with the mariners.

1-Who's your favorite team?
2-Probably the Seattle Mariners.
3-The Mariners? Wow, you must be from the NW.
1-Oh ya i know. I need a new team.
2-Didn't the Mariners just release Richie Sexson and are talking about trading Ichiro?
1-I have no comment to that.
3-Of course you don't.

by LnknPrk.FFghtrs July 17, 2008

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seattle prep

the greatest failure of the jesuits

"seattle prep is the worst"
"yeah ikr, puck frep"

by a_local_brave March 5, 2019

24๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Seattle Blowjob

1. A blowjob given outside in a rainstorm.

2. A blowjob where the girl slobbers all over your junk.

After leaving the bar and before we could even get into my car and out of the rain, she had my pants down and was giving me a Seattle Blowjob.

by Lars McGinley October 26, 2007

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