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The Hereford Special is the sexual act of forcing a sizeable amount of uncooked ground beef into a woman's vagina, engaging in vaginal intercourse, and then striking her stomach with your fist, foot, or head, causing the aforementioned beef to jettison out of the vaginal cavity. (This particular act is best performed on a woman who is lactating.)
-Vegetarians may use tofu or any other acceptable meat substitute.
Also referred to as the "Meat Skeet."
"Who wants to ride the Hereford Special ?"
Guy 1: "Dude, I just gave this chick the Hereford Special!"
Guy 2: "Don't talk to me ever again."
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1. What kids with physical, mental, and sometimes emotional disabilities that are severe enough to interfere with their abilities to preform in the mainstream curriculum are put in.
2. Where they stick you if you don't "learn" the way your supposed to. Students who don't learn by sitting in a desk and copying notes and mindlessly memorizing words are often put in special ed so that the teachers of the class the student is struggling in don't have to put up with the student. In these cases students are often put in a resource class of some sort were they are apparently taught how to learn properly. Some kids in these cases do have actually ADD or something like that. Kids in these kinds of special ed classes can actually be very intelligent.
There are different levels of special ed that range from courses for kids with severe mental retardation to courses with the regular curriculum at a slower or modified pace. A student can be in all special ed classes or just in a few and do fine in his/her other mainstream classes. Special ed shouldn't be in insult.
1. My younger brother is severely autistic so they put him in special ed. He's actually doing quite well now.
2. Teacher: Because you can't sit still for 45 minutes and mindlessly take notes on and memorize useless words every day on a subject you have no interest in without interacting with anyone or doing anything else you need to take a resource period now. You will learn how to be organized, complete homework on time, study, manage time, and write essays. You will also set goals for yourself, we have already set some for you. You will have a 45% more positive attitude and you will write down all your assignments 95% of the time.
Student: I actually dont need this, i know how to do that stuff. Its just that i learn a bit differently and you can't really change the way my mind works.
Teacher: Thats the negative attitude that you need to stop!
Student: *facepalm*
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when u roll a joint and wrap a blunt leaf around it
We where so ripped off of that slatington special, I banged that 300 pound legless bitch that just jumped in front of that car.
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to forcefully shove your fingers into an intoxicated friend’s mouth, triggering their gag reflex to encourage them to vomit
"Dude, Hector is WASTED. You better give him the Strawberry Special"
When it is around Christmas time and the radio stations are playing Christmas music 24/7, get into your buddy's car when he is not paying attention. Tune the radio into a Christmas station and crank the music up and shut the radio off. Next time he goes to start his car, Christmas music will be screaming out his speakers. Also can be called "The Christmas Jingle", "The Holiday Spirit", or "Leaving Somebody Jumping for Joy"
The Christmas special should be used mainly on people who are sensitive to loud noises, or people who hate Christmas music. However, it can be used on anybody as a good practical joke.
Similar to the under the desk special, the Clinton special involves a person of high power getting a blowjob from a co-worker who has little work experience.
Dude 1: "Did you hear Mr. Johnson got fired?"
Dude 2: "The VP??"
Dude 1: "Yeah man, he got caught getting a Clinton special from the new intern"
Dude 2: "Holy crap! She's hot dude, maybe I can get some!"
When a guy brings a girl into the community study room in a college dorm and proceeds to get a blowjob from said girl.
Last night he brought me back to his dorm common room and we did The Colton Special. It was crazy how he lasted only 30 seconds then came all over my face!