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1) What the missionary position is called in Cockermouth, England.
2) When you put your dick in her mouth and finger her at the same time.
I went to Cockermouth and laid this british freak on her back and gave her The Longman Swallow!
She loves The Longman Swallow.
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A Cunt swallow is anybody named sterling, who has a psalm on their chest and may or not have a mentally challenged older brother.
"Look theres Sterling!" "You mean cunt swallow?"
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The Pinnacle of how rude "eat me" or "bite me" can be.
I signed you up for drug rehab!
Swallow me.
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Another term for smoking the pole.
Damn, that chick wasn't a spitter. She gave me a swish and swallow.
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A sword-swallower is a guy who likes to suck cock.
A bunch of us cadets are having a contest to see who's the best sword-swallower!
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Another meaning for them in the UK is that ex prisoners have swallows tattooed on their hands or wrists to prove they have served their time, as in they have done their bird.
Man A: They let you out then
Man B: Shows hands and says Yes I've done my bird
Man A: Oh yes you have swallow tattoos
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someone who sucks on a penis.
as in swallows penises.
as in swallows swords.
as in sword swallower.
"GOD! Becky didnt wanna go down on me last night!"
"Its okay, shes a sword swallower anyways."
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