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A general reference to all members of the media (press, radio, TV, Internet) who play on public emotions to turn a minor event into a global crisis... typically with minimal, if any, actual facts or data
John Stewart did a great spoof on the swine media last night on the Daily Show. After showing some clips as examples, he mentioned that he's secretly working on a cure for "raccoon flu" in his basement lab. He says there's more money in developing cures for diseases before they exist! Brilliant!
The swine media will probably take that seriously, and run with it.
When your cousin from Texas got lonely on his farm so he fucked the family pig.
"Teddy got lonely the other day I reckon and pulled the ole swine and dine on Betsy."
The excess saliva that drips from ones mouth while performing fellatio.
Wow, you. Must have enjoyed giving me fellatio, the sheets are soaked in your swine juice!
Obama's attempt to rid Mexicans off the face of the planet.
Unfortunately, he forgot about the immigrants.
Obama: Yes! Swine Flu has proven effective I'm feeling awfully tired and my head hurts..*Coughs*..
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when a guy poops in a bag, freezes it, then a girl uses it as a dildo otherwise known as an alaskan pipeline
Last night tom made me a swine bag. Isnt he romantic
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a flu, which actually started in a farm in the us, possibly by a farmer who went to mexico because he might have been closer to the boarder than anyone else. later the flu spear all over mexico, and then it spread all over the world. Now theres a vaccine that avoids it, but people in canada are dying because of it. so you better not take it till obama or some other important bastard takes it and lives.
For some reason it created such a hype around the world. :l
There'd already be a cure for cancer if it would have had such a big hype
guy1: *cough*
guy2: *backs away*
guy1: Dude i only have cold >_> fff.
guy2:riiiiiiiiiight. you probably have swine flu.
guy1: dont make me cough on your face.
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A strong desire and/or lust for a fat person, or fat people in general. What "yellow fever" is to Asians, "swine flu" is to chubby people.
"Edward's case of swine flu was clearly out of hand when we caught him out with yet another chunky girl"
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