Uncultured swine

Dumb af and uncultured and swine-looking

“Jonathan García looked acted like an uncultured swine about Fortnite set ups

Uncultured Swine

People who are stupid and don’t know how to use words from their time or don’t remember/know bomb-ass tv shows, toys, movies, games, etc from their TIME or generation.

me: omg do you remember this movie?

person: No, i’ve never seen it??

me: are you kidding? you uncultured swine.

Swine and Dine

When your cousin from Texas got lonely on his farm so he fucked the family pig.

"Teddy got lonely the other day I reckon and pulled the ole swine and dine on Betsy."

Swine Flu

Obama's attempt to rid Mexicans off the face of the planet.

Unfortunately, he forgot about the immigrants.

Obama: Yes! Swine Flu has proven effective I'm feeling awfully tired and my head hurts..*Coughs*..

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Swine bag

when a guy poops in a bag, freezes it, then a girl uses it as a dildo otherwise known as an alaskan pipeline

Last night tom made me a swine bag. Isnt he romantic

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Swine Flu

a flu, which actually started in a farm in the us, possibly by a farmer who went to mexico because he might have been closer to the boarder than anyone else. later the flu spear all over mexico, and then it spread all over the world. Now theres a vaccine that avoids it, but people in canada are dying because of it. so you better not take it till obama or some other important bastard takes it and lives.

For some reason it created such a hype around the world. :l

There'd already be a cure for cancer if it would have had such a big hype

guy1: *cough*
guy2: *backs away*
guy1: Dude i only have cold >_> fff.
guy2:riiiiiiiiiight. you probably have swine flu.
guy1: dont make me cough on your face.

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Swine Flu

A strong desire and/or lust for a fat person, or fat people in general. What "yellow fever" is to Asians, "swine flu" is to chubby people.

"Edward's case of swine flu was clearly out of hand when we caught him out with yet another chunky girl"

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