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While having sex from behind one quickly removes there penis and forcibly rams it into the girls ass. This must be done with total Jersey attitude. Before the switch You must throw up your right arm in an attempt to signal the change that is coming. This is not to be confused with the "Oopsy daisy" which has no turn signal and does not require a douche bag attitude.
(Note: A skilled person should be able to preform this maneuver in any position.)
"Why did Cassie call out sick?"
"You didn't hear? Mike pulled a Jersey Swoop on her last night. She wont be walking straight for a week."
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The haircut worn by most, if not all, of the people from Hoover High School in Hoover, Alabama. Demonstrated by the popular MTV show Two-A-Days. Characterized by the hair coming across the forehead in a "swooping" motion.
"I asked her how she knew I was from Alabama, and she said I was sporting the perfect Hoover woop."
"He said that I looked like a douchebag because my hair was cut in a Hoover swoop."
"Look at that fratboy over there with the Hoover swoop"
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When are girl is giving you head, you suddenly pull away and as she looks up confused, you shout "JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE" and blow your load in her eyes.
I was giving my boyfriend oral sex when he pulled away without warning. As I looked up at him to see what was wrong, he screamed “JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!” and shot his load in my eyes.
The Swooping Eagle, When you drop down off a ledge and kill your opponent; usually while playing COD or Halo
Having or contracting an std.
You look like you burning did you catch a case of the swoop flu.
A. K. A. cock block; when your friend steals the girl you been working on.
Yo Dave! Why you gotta bru swoop me baby?
A tactic used in gang stalking that generally uses two cars and/or distraction to try to create a car accident for insurance fraud. When driving, a car cuts you off to close the gap between you and the car in front. Then an accomplice in another car will abruptly cut the car in front of you off to make them stop abruptly. This fake situation is created with the intention of trying to make you rear end the car in front of you and make it look like you are at fault. Sometimes there may be a distraction to the side to try to make it more likely that you make hit the car in front. Insurance fraud.
Those stalkers tried to create an accident using the "swoop and squat" method to create a car accident to for insurance fraud.
While driving on a highway with more than 3 lanes of traffic going the same direction, exiting the highway in the shortest amount of time from the travel lane furthest from the exit. (Extra points for narrowly missing drivers in the adjacent lanes while exiting!)
The exit came up so quickly while I was texting that I had to expertly perform a swooping cocksucker!