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A girl, usually a little plump and homely, who after having a drunken one night stand with, attends your game the next day in hopes that you will fall in love with her.
Dude, I was so hammered last night and took her home! I'm so ashamed, now she is a bleacher toad hoping I date her or something!
an extremely slow moving older person
Did you believe those yoda toads on the golf coarse this morning. Yeah they were so slow. One had a cane.
Squeeze through a tight space, usually while driving.
Person 1: Pass this car.
Person 2: Look at the truck in the oncoming lane. F'it! I'm going for it.
Person 1: (while squeezing between car and truck) Fuck a toad!
When you burp in a twat then that burp is regenerated as a squealing toad aka queef.
Last night me and that girl from yoga got it on, when she sat on my face I layed a squealing toad on that bitch.
When chewing tobacco inside the can collects into little balls. The balls of chew or "pebble toads" can easily be rolled out but are a pain in the ass when you want a perfect pack.
This can has a bunch of pebble toads
An enormous amount of rainfall; a deluge.
The high humidity, violent winds, and lightning were a sure sign of a toad soaker.
The sort of person who would molest an otherwise innocent amphibian. Like asshole, but less harsh (and more unexpected).
That toad molester just took my parking spot!