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A finger towel is a small-sized towel providing an easy convenience to dry a girl’s hands and 'fingertips' quickly after diddling her pussy to orgasm.
I keep a finger towel in my nightstand in case my mom barges in my room.
My finger towel was juicy tonight.
I caught my brother sniffing my finger towel.
A man with a huge penis, ie. something you could hang a towel on. A man who's very large penis is big and strong enough you could hang a towel on it.
Lucy: "So I hear Mike has a huge dick?"
Sally: "Yes he's a towel hanger, that thing's so big I could swing off it!!"
Lucy: "Ouch!!"
A towel that has been used as a toilet.
Dude, did you see that poop towel by the Cinerama!
1. A much more polite term used to describe someone willing to be treated like a "cum rag".
2. The act of swinging your partner over your shoulder after they exert whorish behaviour.
A: So what happened last night?
B: Dude! She was a total bath towel!
a person who is boring or useless
Mike is such a wet towel, i mean look at him he is just sitting there doing nothing.
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A Tea Towel (or dish towel in america) is a small towel, used to clean up spills, take hot items out of the oven or to dry plates, forks and knives after washing them in the sink.
I bought a new tea towel today, it only cost $1.99 and it's really nice and absorbant! YAY
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Noun; After taking a shit and being unaware that you are out of toilet paper, your next best option is to use a towel conveniently hung near the toilet.
"After Michael dropped a deuce, his next best option was the bowel towel hanging next to the tub."
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