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The position of your pants and underwear as they lay bunched around the ankles when one is seated upon a toilet.
I was so relieved to ankle my trousers in time not to crap myself. -Vinny nearly tripped when his drunk ass forgot to pull up his ankled trousers.
surprisingly charismatic butch-type lesbian who likes to make sexual advances on young doe-eyed mostly hetero girls
She's such a weasel in trousers she turns straight girls gay.
The testicles.
Dude, he was crying after having his trouser eggs scrambled on the rail!
Someone that constantly attempts to make them self seem more important than they really are.
James: That pretentious cocksucker Javier keeps CCing Richard and Martha on stupid fucking emails that don't even pertain to them; just to make it seem like he's actually working.
Ryan: Yeah, that fucking trouser sniffer.
Damn yo! Brent kicked me right in the trouser barnacles, now I can barely walk.
The unfortunate and unintended phenomenon whereby an attempted fart and dart is performed too rapidly, resulting in the perpetrator being followed by his or her own brown cloud around a public place, leaving little or no doubt as to the initial deliverer of said methane.
Jesus Mother of Christ, that trouser trailer could only have come from the bloke over the other side of the shop! If he'd timed it a split second later he'd have pulled off a classic fart and dart!
The human male organ of thought, primarily used for urination and procreation, believed to have over ruling power of the actual brain when encountering other persons of sexual interest.
He was too busy thinking with his trouser brain he had no idea he was being scammed