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The best energy drink ever with a shitload of sugar and caffiene.
Only available in Washington, Nevada, North California, and Oregon, but worth looking for.
"Twisted Chopper is the KING of the energy drinks!! Not for your average high school retard who just drinks it to look cool."
A cliche which by definition has no meaning. Twisting the pelican is the Schrödinger's cat of cliches.
I would give an example of twisting the pelican; however, it doesn't exist.
when you smoke apple weed and have sex
Dude have you tried apple twisting?
when you are receiving a blow job and the chick spits on your dick then proceeds to twist it with her hands.
man this chick came over last night and gave me the ole spit and twist. It was tremendous head yo
A Missouri Twist is when you wrap both hands around the penis during sexual intercourse and twist it really hard.
Guy 1: "Yo bro, my girl did the Missouri Twist on me last night"
Guy 2: "Ayo what the fuck"
Assuming a cowgirl or reverse cowgirl position, the receiving partner holds onto a ceiling fan or similar rotating device while riding the penetrating partner in constant, rhythmic rotation and penetration at no less than 13 mph.
If you think a blumpkin is an experience, let me introduce you to the Twirly Twist.
When your crap in the toilet swirls around when you flush it, sometimes resulting in skid marks all round the toilet.
Me - "Oh man my crap just did a nigger twist!"
Friend - "Good to know..."
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