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Also known as M-Virus,this is even worse than AIDS. Happens when talking or having contact with Miley Cyrus. BEWARE OF THIS DISEASE. Always have a miley-repellent,an anti-miley banner,anti-miley shirt,and never,EVER talk or have contact with miley. About 316,028 people died of this disease.
Victim1: *screams* MILEY!! I LOVE YOU!!
Victim2: OMG she's so smexxy I wanna have sex with her
Miley: Hey fans!
*2 weeks later*
Victim1: Oh..Im feeling so sick..my body's turning purple and I see purplish figures in my eyes...
Victim2: Aww man...raping miley was great,but I think I'm gonna puke man...god damn but I had protection!!
Me: You just got owned,noob. You got the Miley-Virus. Next time when you are on hell,wear anti-miley equipment along with a condom.
*Both victims die of the M-Virus*
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A term used by the 45th President of the United States racializing the 2020 global influenza pandemic officially named the Corona Virus also known as Covid-19.
"The Chinese Virus is spreading throughout New York and around America".
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The T-Virus is a genetically engineered version of the Ebola virus. The Ebola virus kills 90% of its victims however it is inefficient as it kills its victim before it can be transfered to another.
Modification of the Ebola virus with a "founder virus" resulted in the T-virus. It left humans with the ability to move around and infect other people with the virus. It also has mutagenic properties due to the ebola gene being an RNA gene and the "founder virus" being an RNA Virus.
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Hoarder of cats. bear whisperer. she has purple hair from too much electro-shock therapy; oddly, it smells permenany like mt laurel. gimp and chocolate glutton. arch nemesis to dan-tzu. obsequious underling of genghis laur-khan.
iris the virus is a strange lady who can be smelled for miles and recognized by chocolate stains on her fingers. hell's fury pales in compariosn to her disdain for dan-tzu.
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Contracted exclusively by people who affiliate with the University of Southern California. When people become brainwashed, by USC, into believing that they are better than the rest of humanity because they attend USC. Those that are infected often develop an arrogance/overconfidence; become very annoying; often brag about the sports programs while knowing very little about the sports as a whole; and alienate other non-USC friends. Their symptoms are often called the IABTYTI (I am better than you transmitted infection). This stuck up behavior harbors much dislike from others.
There recently there have been disturbing cases of many non-USC graduates that have contracted this disease. Even though their diploma might be from a community college, the infected can be seen waving USC flags, arguing over Reggie Bush's innocence, and willing to fight anybody wearing blue and gold.
Have you noticed Chris is acting differently
Yea, its been going on since he got into USC. He probably has the USC virus.
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The best fucking board game 2nd to risk.
Me: "Wanna play The Omega Virus."
Clay: "Yellow, help me."
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A speech virus is an insidious word or phrase that sneaks into your speech making you sound like a dunce to other people.
There are MANY speech viruses. Here are a few examples: you know, uh, man, dude, like, and many more.
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