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interrogating the witness

Yet another word for masturbation.

I walked in on my roommate while he was interrogating the witness.

by M. Johnson March 14, 2007

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witness the fitness

oi check out the hottie over there

<hot guy walks in room>

girl says: witness the fitness

by sexy mofos June 4, 2005

65๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


dick wit

A male who thinks harder with his penis than his brain. An appropriate substitute for douche.

He cheated on her? What a dick wit!

by TheThatcher June 29, 2014

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Bingering the Witness

When the prosecutor knows the defendant is innocent of all charges but goes and ahead and tries to get him convicted anyway by asking inane questions, such as questions about playing Call of Duty or "exploding" hollow-point bullets, while the defense is failing to make any objections.

The prosecution's case was proven false but the prosecutor was desperate for a conviction and started bingering the witness.

by MAGAForeverer November 15, 2021


nit wit

An extremely stupid and foolish person.
A nit wit is completely clueless and is unable to see solutions to problems that are painfully obvious to even stupid people.
A nit wit is oblivious to how stupid they are.

There was a fly on the glass window and the nit wit used a hammer to try to kill it. He is SUCH a nit wit.
He got pulled over by the cops. The cop said he was doing 50 in a 30 mph zone. He told the cop No I was going 60.
He is such a nit wit.

by thederby July 19, 2019


Rage Wit

Similar to "Rage Quit", Rage Wit is when someone of superior intelligence becomes so overwhelmed with angst that instead of quitting they say something slanderous and hateful, yet full of wit. An extremely clever hateful statement, as it were.

note: Rage Wit can only happen -in the moment- and therefore cannot be premeditated in any way. It is impromtu.

by BuryTheLiving89 October 15, 2010


tattie wit

scottish slang for breaking silences wit potato slang

"guess wit?"
"i duno, wit?"
"TATTIE WIT!"

by kings_1 February 5, 2010

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