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When someone steals packages from the mailman and the mailman is being lazy. Then they just sign with crappy scribbles. Things from gems to precious metals like gold and silver, to protein powder to Gallium, Indium, and Tin, to hard to get vitamins go missing. That choline supplement you were waiting for, it's gone. The 5 hour energy drink pack you were waiting for, gone. Those dog treats or even turtle food you were waiting for, gone. The Rockstar energy drinks you were excited about, gone.
I was waiting for Choline and eugeroic king NZT and the package thief signed for it and stole it. Stupid package thief! Stupid postal service not doing their job.
A person who sees your style one day and the VERY NEXT DAY tries to imitate what your style is to them and does it poorly while turning around and trying to say that your the poser.
"I went into 5th period this afternoon and guess who I saw wearing a skate shirt and ripped up shoes; yeah the same kid that was wearing glasses and a polo yesterday with dress shoes.... what a steez thief." thief, steez,unoriginal, faggot
A women who apparently takes birth control but miraculously gets pregnant. She's been known to poke holes in condoms and will guilt you into marrying her. 18 years later you're not the father!
"Why would you stay with her man she's a total semen thief?"
some one who tries to correct your grammar when they know they have lost a fight and has nothing else to say or no comeback
"Good god Megan is such a grammar thief, she knows I won this argument, she should just give up"
Synonym for a whore, promiscuous female, one who seeks many penises. Also a person who goes after another's man for sex.
Rachel fucks too many married men. She is such a log thief.
Someone who always takes your pencils, and collects your pencils, and turns out being your best friend!
Pencil Thief took my pencil yesterday in Science class!
A person who is so useless that they are literally stealing the air from those who need it more.
A thicko.
A cretin.
A moron.
"hey i hear Jamie hasn't paid his child support again"
"oh man, that guy is such a fucking oxygen thief"