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A cumshot into the mouth of a female recipient from any man of Mexican decent.
Yeah Ese, I took out this White-tina' chick and first night eh' she went down on me eh' and i gave her some Tia Juana Toothpaste and sent her straight to bed eh'. Ju know what i mean ese?
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mexican slang used to describe someone or something "being in a fixed position, not moving in either direction much like a turd stuck in someones ass. The opposite of a "turtle head"
(describing a person in traffic blocking an intersection)
"ese guey quedo come el serote de tia luisa"
A Tia Wanna Toilet Cracker is when someone is having a dump in a public toilet cubicle, and another person throws a small firework into the cubicle and then runs out.
"I'm not talking to Timmy anymore he just Tia Wanna Toilet Crackered me, my thighs are red raw from the burning"
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Translation: If my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle
Used in response to someone saying lots of hypotheticals
Person 1: "Si estuviera presidente..." (If I were president...)
Person 2: "Y si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta " (And if my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle)
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Say this 3 times and it summons joostin joostin to come and jerk you clean
yuna coma tia gonatoshia coona tingadon
yuna coma tia gonatoshia coona tingadon
yuna coma tia gonatoshia coona tingadon
AHH OMG HES HERE!
Usually a name given to a girl/female, they are initially good at everything, kind hearted and full spirited, they can come off intimidating at some time’s and can be too straight forward, and harsh at time’s that means they are very truthful and trust worthy, also they are one SEXY ASS BITCH.
“She is HOT, Must be Tia pilgrim😎”
Piere is a young year 6, Tia Raukura is a young year 6. These two are a lovey dovey couple. ;) <3
Piere: ‘Hey Tia’
Tia: ‘ Hey’
Piere: ‘ilysm’
= Piere + Tia Raukura