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Toast cooked from the heat of a table lamp.
Lamp Toast is the G.O.A.T.
"lamp posting" A term used to describe an internet user who will reply to a post they have no interest in, just to fulfil their urge to leave a mark on their surroundings, like a dog and a lamp post.
"Bob, your are lamp posting, just skip past the thread"
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When you eat something unsettling with poo already in your rectum, the gas from the unsettling food then floats around your turds (like a lava lamp) creating intermittent pressure that you are afraid to release for fear of a shart!
I skipped my morning poo and after a spicy lunch I was lava-lamping at my desk.
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The school for the smart kids that idiots like to diss because they know they have no chance of getting in, or were rejected from because of examples when someone can find a donkey that can spell better than they.
LAMP @ Loveless(Lamp(loveless)) has more grants than normal schools have graduates.
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A device used by the US government to hypnotise innocent hippies looking for something cool to look at while tripping on LSD.
You see, it first started back in the 60's when the US government was developing a new prototype mind control device. They finished it, and it ended up looking like a rocketship filled with water and oil. Rather cheap design for a mind control device. Anyway, they distributed it amongst local normal teenagers, along with a drug called LSD. They gave the teens LSD, and advised them to stare at the "lava lamp" The result was the kids immediately wanting to be peaceful and rebelling against the government. This created a huge wave of protesting minions called "hippies," see, hippies. Finally, when the government's army was complete, they waited to give the signal in 1967 for all the minions to gather and do LSD together, and wipe out all their brains, and create a huge army of minion zombies to send into the Vietnam war. The government's code name for this act was the "Summer of Love." Unfortunately, the government's plan backfired, and all the hippies revolted, raising their lava lamps into the air, and marched and protested going to war. The government still today denies that they had anything to do with the invention of the lava lamp or LSD.
Government: Here kids take this lava lamp, and this acid.
Kids: Ok man, sure.
Government: YES YES!!! MUAHAAHAH NOW MY PLAN IS COMPLETE!!
Kids: WOA, this is cool!!!! I see flowers... and beads.... and flowers... and woa that lava lamp is cool.
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meaning a boy's coming on to you and you don't like it. you say it to your friend so she makes a distraction or a reason to leave the situation.
first originated with the phrase 'tampon' but then changed to 'lamp's on'.
this phrase is very useful for avoiding unwanted situations.
guy- "hey sweet cheeks"
girl- "lamp's on! lamp's on!"
friend- "come on, girl. let's dance. ;)"
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Ghetto or slang term for "Ambulance" also can be used as "M&M's".
Person: Are you alright?
Person 2: Did you break any teeth?
Black man: No, bring em, bring dem amber lamps.
Person 3: ohh, hes leaking!
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