1. someone who can't buy their own shit and just looks for free handouts
2. xavier at home depot
xavier is a mooch
The New England area of the United States tradition of kissing your family members on the mouth, both young and old alike.
Come give your grandma a MOOCH!!!!
A contraction of mini-gooch
Similar to the male gooch, but it's smaller and only occupies the space between the pussy and the anus.
who puts piss in my flicking Frosted Flakes every morning
Me: why does my cereal smell sour
My dad: THAT DAMN MOOCH MY BOY!!
A singular segment of a clementine
That clementine looks yummy! Can I have a mooch?