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A three-way with two Amish women resulting in filling their insides.
Hey man. You wouldn't believe last night after the party. I had a double decker oatmeal creampie and it was amazing.
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the act of puking on a guys penis after blowing him
Rachel gave me an oatmeal chili dick last night.
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logan searfoss
that logan is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
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peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl
peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl
peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl
Friend 1: What did you eat for breakfast bowl this morning?
Friend 2: peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl
Friend 1: ok cool
Friend 2: peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl
Similar to "this isn't where I parked my car", it's a phrase used during a fight or awkward situation
Facebook convo:
Person 1: I hate you you're a bitch
Person 2: Fuck you and die
Person 3: You're just mad because she fucked your boyfriend
Person 4: This isn't where I left my oatmeal...
the pile of puke one produces from drinking too much alcohol.
aww! I stepped in some Irish Oatmeal outside the bar!
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They are the kind that are super into yoga (but they don't where cute outfits and take the meditation portion real serious), only eat organic local food, where a side bag made of felt, where comfort clogs,and lastly they look like they eat a shit ton of oatmeal.
I saw this oatmeal lesbian I'd like to take out to the farmers market.