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Despite the obvious misfortune one remains optimistic.
Jody said she had an STD and and i said "No shit on my dick..."
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a girls way of saying suck her fake ass dick bc u pissed the bitch off so fuck off:)
girl: ur ugly
her: suck my dick
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Derived from the latin word niggerfaggot aka pineapple to put in ones penis
Hey go pick up tht closehanger and put it in my dick !!!!!!!!!!!
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A term used to describe something that doesn't mean shit, or can be accomplished with ease.
The phrase was brought to fruition by the great wide receiver Randy Moss.
Reporter: Randy how are you gonna pay the NFL for your $10,000 fine?
Randy: Straight cash homie, Randy don't right checks, what's 10 grand to me? Next time I might shake my dick
Randy shook his dick at the NFL's fine.
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a phrase that is used to express extreme or intense frustration.
Traveler: I would like a Snickers bar please.
Ice Cream Vendor: 2,30 Euros.
Traveler: Shit on my dick!! I only have 1 Euro.
Ice Cream Vendor: Oh! You guys speak English?
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A superlative that is meant to express the highest form of something, to be so excessively "verb" that your penis is actually, or has the potential of, metaphorically falling off. Not meant to actually mean that your penis is detached from one's body. Can be used by both male and female parties.
Thought to be another form of "my ass off" as in "laughing my ass off."
Example 1:
John: "Ey, I haven't slept for three days, I'm sleepy"
Robert: "I haven't slept for five days, I'm really sleepy!"
Patrick: "I haven't slept for a month, I'm sleepy my dick off!"
Example 2:
Michael: "Dude, could you pick me up a free water?"
David: "Why don't you pick one up yourself at the concession stand?"
Michael: "Because I'm thirsty my dick off, but I'm also 'not wanting to pay 5 dollars for a water' my dick off"
Example 3:
Paul: "Damn, check out that girl over there, she's so fine"
Richard: "Hell yeah, she's sexy my dick off"
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