baby oil

Best lube for titfuck and wanking.

Chloe accidentally spilt baby oil on her cleavage. I decided not to waste it so I fucked her gigantic breasts til I gave her a pearl necklace!

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oil spill

The result of male masturbation in a bathtub.

YO! I was jackin' off in the tub last night and had a wicked oil spill!

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olive oil

1. popey's girlfriend

2. someone tall and skinny

"look at that girl she looks like olive oil"
"what do you mean"
"she's really tall and skinny"

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No blood for oil

a slogan used by antiwar protestors to denounce wars fought in lands where oil is abundant and other countries have business interests at.

1. In 1991 I saw bumper stickers protesting the first Gulf war. They said "Troops out now! No blood for oil."

2. When American and foreign troops were in Somalia obstensibly on a food drive and "nation building" exercise some people protested by stickers and T-shirts also saying "No blood for oil" because the pre-anarchy Somalian port of Mogadishu was believed to be once a stopover and replenishment place for oil tankers.

3. America is at war in Iraq once again and the phrase is being used once again: NO BLOOD FOR OIL!

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lion oil

The most interior, posterior secretion of a lion's uvula.

a greasy substance commonly found smeared on the bottom side of the mineral rocks in the mines of cambodia used to produce orange tree. the lion fuckin smears it on the rock himself and inhales the heavenly aroma. tis a palindrome.

The big girl used her fingertip to apply the lion oil to a private body part...the elbow, thus making it the greasiest area on her sculpted figure, forming a grease reserve.

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add oil

It's a cheering exclamation in Cantonese. It's actually pronounced "Ka-yow"! Which in turn means add oil, not literally!

Add oil in doing your essays!

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oil rigging

To engage in homsexual activities.

Yo Son, did you know Jamal is into oil rigging?,

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