cold tofu

Cold turkey veganism; going vegan without any transitional diet.

Yeah, one of my bros went through some heavy spiritual stuff. He's gone cold tofu.

technicolor tofu

Epic puke that looks like it belongs in movies

Don't eat a dreamcicle when you have the flu. What'll come up is technicolor tofu.

Duck and Tofu

Also, Duck 'n Tofu.

Euphemism for: absolutely nothing - particularly in relation to not catching any fish on a fishing expedition.

Ironic version of "Sweet Fanny Adams"

I hear you went Marlin fishing yesterday, did you catch anything?

Just Duck and Tofu

Tofu Penis

Someone with a soft penis or erectile dysfunction

Someone who is not brave or cowardly, similar to milk drinker

Ray,you tofu penis, can’t even ask Joaquina to suck your cock.

brisket and tofu

Brisket and Tofu is the Asian equivalent to the Western phrase 'Two Peas in a Pod'.

Jordan and Essa? Yo they sweet on each other like Brisket and Tofu.

Tofu Taco

The vagina of a trans person that has transitioned from male to female.

Jamie finally had her last surgery to transition from male to female and now has a tofu taco in her pants.

tofu duty

When shit out poop

After we ate at the tofu bar buffet I had to make tofu duty