tom

A perpetual mistake resulting in the demise of a business or relationship.(n);
the inability to make a decision or fu**ing something up.(v)
when someone goofs up and does something really stupid.(adj.)

(n)The Youths of Amerika was never meant to succeed. It was tommed.
(v)Our company is bankrupt! Someone really tommed this one.
(adj.)That sure was a tom thing to do.
(v)Can't believe I tommed that up so bad.

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Tom

Baddest man you could ever meet. Total Viking heathen. Loyalty like no other. And most amazing in bed EVER!

If I could only be a Tom then I'd have the world at my feet

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Tom

the name of a person who is by definition a Tool, Asshat, Tryhard. Also a points system which is administered to reflect the level of Toolness, Asshated or Tryharistic behaivour.

"That guy is such an Asshat."
"Yeah he's definatly Tom."

You scored 1000 Tom points for ........ (insert action which is Tollish, Asshated of Tryhardastic)

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Tom

Tom is the definition of class and swagger, he always does what he wants, and seems to make people not sure to smile or cry at his perfection. He tends to be fair skinned with blonde curly hair. He is very talented, especially when it comes to literature, and public speaking, he is very eloquent, and has many girls falling in love with him.

Compatable Matches:
Laura
Chanel
Summer

Girl 1: Have you met the new kid Tom?
Girl 2: No, not yet but he's seems so perfect.
Girl 1: OMG here he comes! Act normal.
Girl 2: He's perf, I can't, MY OVARIES.

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Tom

a guy who cheats

"you tom"
"stop being a tom"

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"Tomming" it

Upon entering a woman with your penis, you grasp the shaft at the base. From there you proceed to swirl you penis rapidly. If performed correctly the G-spot should be hit every time.

Dude, I was "Tomming" it last night, my girl went crazy and let me throat her.

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Tommed

Being "Tommed" is basically being whipped.

Person 1: Dude, stop texting her, you're so tommed.

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