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My taxi home last night cost me tons of bucks.
When my aunt died, I inherited tons of bucks.
An almost incomprehensibly large unit of measure. It equals exactly 10 metric fucktons, which as you no doubt know each equal 10 fuckloads. In other words, one terra-ton equals 10^2 fuckloads, making it one of the largest known measures of fuckweight.
Dude, that looks like it must weigh almost a terra-ton!
An individual suffering from pubescent compression of mass into lower extremities.
The leg ton's crossover was not stiffled by the wizardly defense of his opponent, but by the narrowness of the gap allowed by the swollen legs supporting him.
A little smaller than a fuck ton but definitely bigger than a dick ton
" that's definitely not a fuck ton"
" ya, more like a cum ton
It's like a metric ton in the scale of shiznit
There's a Gang Ton of people in the dining facility at lunch on fridays.
Ssgt Peffer TM
short for Tonya
a gurl who fat and ugly
think she pretty
think she skinny
think she has friend friend
she not pretty
not skinny
no one like her
she smells
has gracie hiat
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