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Ling Ching bong won’t livky tong

Someone who is being a fucking pussy and doesn’t do what they say they will

Preston is being a ling Ching bong won’t livky tong

by WifeBeater72 April 2, 2023


Tong

A Zambian term that means money, usually always used by wannabe gangsters and people that act tough (mostly gen Z kids).

Lash the tong eksay!
He doesn't have tong buta

by hardestohninlsk December 2, 2022


Tong.

Little Asian bastard that has a helmet for a haircut. Is normally angry all the time and will want to cut your foreskin off. If he's watching a movie in class he'll point every single character he'd want to have hot oily intercourse with and will look at the person next to him giggle a little bit and smile weirdly as they call him a horny little shit

Tong: I'd fuck the shit out of that dog

Riley: Tong. Shut the fuck up you horny little cunt

by Babymolester64 December 7, 2023


Tong

Beautiful Asian girl, with a unique personality. If you meet a Tong, you're so lucky. They put always their friendship first. She's called too the rainbow of your day because no matter where you are, if she is, it would be a good day. Definitely like a surprise box, she can always surprise you. Shy at outside but very sexy in the inside.

-Oh, my friend is so Tong!

by You're daily dictionary November 21, 2021


Tong

Someone who is incredibly retarded

Hey kino you: tong

by PokeyAndLukey November 7, 2019


Tong

a stuipid and ugly person

OH GOD!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT ITS BROKEN YOU TONG!!!!!

by YEETUS El Goat August 25, 2022


Tong

Tong is a gold chain or heavy gold jewellery that you wear on your neck. Word is commonly used in North London areas.

Wow you see Sweetmatecol Tong, its fat and heavy.

by Sweetmatecol January 12, 2020