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I was at an autograph signing, and Manny Pacquiao ripped a balut toot. It smelled so bad it cleared out the room.
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Slang term for when a male partner ejacuates too quickly during oral sex.
Guy 1: *ejacuates*
Guy 2: Toot toot sonic warrior!
when you smack someone in the face with a loud toot. this is the best way to make someone the toot of the town
when jimmy was tying his shoes scott walked over and toot smacked him in the face.
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a one night stand. to have sex and them kick them out.
John: Did you take that girl home with you last night?
Dave: Yeah I wanted to toot and boot her but she stayed until the morning.
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a jar that one farts into in order to conceal the smell for a future indiviual to enjoy. Toot Jars usually have a tight plasic lid so none of the smell escapes.
Ryan gasped as he opened the lid of my toot jar and took a great wiff.
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That kind of fart that leaks out bringing a little bit of diarrhea with it.
When your asshole takes a vurp.
Damn you smell, did you fart or was that a Juicy Toot? Go change your pants.
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