an alternate definition is when you are giving cunnalingus to your partner and right as she starts to orgasm you spit on the head of your penis and immediately thrust inside her and instantly blow your wad.
I was really tired last night but Louise was super horny so I gave her a Spitfire Torpedo. 10 minutes later she was asleep and I was watching SportsCenter.
Using saliva as sexual lubrication right after eating spicy food.
In the heat of the moment, I forgot I'd just eaten a bunch of jalapeno peppers and when I put some spit on my cock for lube I accidentally gave her the spitfire torpedo. Good thing she's into pain.
Term for an Arab. In reference to suicide bombers.
Fuckin' land torpedos keep blowin' themselves up!
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When you shit into a womans vagina, with or without her consent.
Bob:Hey Jessy, do you like Submarines?
Jessy: Yeah!
Bob: Good because i've got a Hidden Torpedo for your vagina!
Jessy: You mean your penis?
Bob: Nope I mean I'm gonna poop in your vagina.
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When you're having a one night stand and the girl's performance is lacking and unsatisfiying you leave a Stealth Torpedo in order to let her know to step up her game. After the unsatisfying sexual experience the unimpressed man takes a shit in the bed of the girl while she is in the bathroom or shower after her poor showing in the horizontal tango. Then the man dresses quickly and leaves before she comes back into the room. If the man is a brave soldier than he will sit outside her window in order to hear the anger/repulsion coming from her bedroom as she discovers the torpedo has struck her bed with a direct hit which usually results in a hearty belly laugh coming from the male.
Tom was so unimpressed with Sarah's performance in bed, he had to give her a stealth torpedo to let her know to try a little harder next time.
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When a guy is having sex with a girl withdraws his penis, sprays it with axe, light it on fire and stick back in the girls vagina.
The girl was then flaming torpedoed.
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The car all Guidos drive. True Italians do not drive these cars, only the east coast trash. It can be one of two things: a domestic car that has been "riced out" (ex. 96' ford mustang with big chrome wheels, a body kit, noisy rattling exhaust, and huge rear spoiler), or an import with "muscle car" accesories (ex: honda accord painted red with black racing stripes, huge meaty rear tires, cowl inducted hood scoop, and side pipes. Sometimes painted with yellow flames). These types of cars are rarely combined.
guy: what the hell is making that sound?
guy2: fuckin guido torpedo just drove by.
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